Way back when, I lived in Phoenix (Glendale), AZ. I had been there about a week. My friend Chris and I decided to go for a ride. Chris and I were new to Phoenix and had no idea about the Glendale element. Chris had a beautiful blue Harley Davidson Panhead chopper. It was a bad ass bike. It was all chrome, springer front end, hard tail, pulled back ape hanger handle bars, with a tall sissy bar. It was your classic, old school chopper.
We stopped a QT to get some ciggies. A low rider Chevy pulls in. The young man in the car was glaring at us. He was looking all gang banger with his blue bandanna-doo rag on his head.
He got out of his car and walked towards us. He was wanting a fight. He approached us and asked in a very strong Chicano street accent, “Sooo, chou think your pretty bad on your on harleydavisonmotorcycle, DON'T chou?
Chris and I turned and looked at each other and just started laughing our a$$e$ off. I don't know if it was the accent, the way the guy carried himself, or what. It was just funny. Hell, it was hilarious. The guy gave us a very confused look and just walked away with his tail between his legs, got in his car, and left. Chris and I were still laughing as he pulled out.
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Chou do think you're bad don't chou? Huh, don't chou?
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(I cheated Annie, with a Phone sex girl, those are my panties....)
"I'm so glad you are bad Billy Pratt!"
I love the way you described Chris's bike, you should write for Harley...
lovey lovey
Ahhh, the good ol' days...when you could laugh in a gangbanger's face and get away with it.
Chou tink you bad?
Why yes, Jose, as a matter of fact, I do....
Good thing you weren't guys... it might not have turned out so well! Sort of sounds like a scene out of "High Noon" (only with Hogs instead of horses)! ~ jb///
LOL!
I can't wait til spring, I'm ready to go riding!
wow...yuo got to meet Erik Estrada?!?!
cooooooool.
laughter truly is the best ally, isn't it. love it. hilarious!
I love these tales of the Valley. What years were you there, maybe we crossed paths?
Hi Rain,
It was back in 1982-1983. God, I'm old!!!
Chris was a guy, right? Not that a girl can't own a bad-ass Harley, but would a gangbanger wanna-be pick on a couple of girls? LZ is confusing me.
I like chou-speak, especially when a hot Italian mom says it, "Yo, MA! 'S Dominic witchou?" We don't get that flavor this far north. Everyone just mumbles up here :-(
I love de way choo describe de bike.
eet sounds mavelous.
This post made Tom stand over my shoulder and drool.
So, thanks!
(He likes bikes.)
That sounds like something I'd do, depending on my mood.
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